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Don't Tell Mum I Joined The Army. She Thinks I Play Piano In A Whorehouse.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Second T shirt from Lion Legion always good quality. Easy to order, quickly sent out. Will order again from them great service." (Gillian H.)
And she thinks I play it badly...
These are not the same as the thin, cheap, tea cloth rubbish you can buy elsewhere. This is a high-quality shirt that feels great, will go the distance, and you will feel the superior quality the moment you touch it.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great company to deal with and the customer service is excellent, regular updates keep you well informed about your orders progress and delivery dates. The products themselves are of a very high quality." (Brian S.)
- 100%, best-quality, strong cotton - lasts a long time.
- Check the sizing chart - previous customers say sizing is very accurate.
- Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
- High Definition Digital Sublimation Print - crisp and fade-resistant.
- Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
- Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
- Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
- Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' syndrome.
Created and Printed in the UK 🇬🇧
Go ahead and select your desired colour and size above.
Estimated postage and packing for 1 shirt in UK just £3.95
Our previous buyers tell us we supply great quality products and provide a first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.
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