Grumpy Old Submariner, Give Cheesy, Hammy, Eggy T Shirt

£20.99
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if(window.self === window.top) { (window.disabled_exts ||=[]).push('product_detail_rebate'); } class SpzRebateComponent extends SPZ.BaseElement { constructor(element) { super(element); } xhr_ = SPZServices.xhrFor(this.win); viewport_ = this.getViewport(); action_ = null; lang = document.documentElement.lang || 'en-US'; landPage = "\/promotions\/rebate\/"; pageType = 1; cart = []; initData = null; rebateInfo = null; renderData = null; footerImage = `${this.win.SHOPLAZZA["image_domain"]}oss/operation/e8ebb03dbb710457ca3b4b6a70898ab2.svg`; isLayoutSupported(layout) { return layout == SPZCore.Layout.LOGIC; } buildCallback() { this.initData = this.getProduct(); this.action_ = SPZServices.actionServiceForDoc(this.element); this.registerAction("triggerGetRenderData", () => { const event = SPZUtils.Event.create(this.win, "triggerGetRenderData", this.renderData); this.action_.trigger(this.element, "getRenderData", event); }); this.registerAction("bindPropagation", () => { document.querySelector(".product_detail_rebate_list").addEventListener("click", e => { e.stopPropagation(); this.win.sa && this.win.sa.track("plugin_rebate_promotion_click", { plugin_timestamp: Date.now(), plugin_location: "info", product_id: this.initData.product.id, discount_id: this.rebateInfo.discount_list.map((item) => item.discount_id)[0], }); }); }); } async mountCallback() { document.addEventListener("dj.variantChange", e => { const data = e.detail; if (document.querySelector("#product-select-modal.show")) return; if (this.initData && this.initData.product && data.product && this.initData.product.id === data.product.id) { this.initData = data; this.initRebate(this.initData, true); } else { this.initData = data; this.getRebateInfo(); } }); document.addEventListener("dj.addToCart", e => { const v = e.detail; this.rebateInfo && this.win.sa && this.win.sa.track("plugin_rebate_atc", { variant_discount_id: this.getVariantDiscountId(v.variant_id).map(item => item.discount_id), discount_ids: this.rebateInfo.discount_list.map(item => item.discount_id), variant_id: v.variant_id, product_id: v.product_id, price: v.item_price, number: v.number, }); }); await this.getRebateInfo(); if (document.querySelector(".plugin-container__bottom-fixed")) { this.showDiscountPopupsInfoBar(); } else { this.win.addEventListener("extloaded", () => { this.showDiscountPopupsInfoBar(); }); } } getProduct = (() => { document.addEventListener("dj.variantChange", e => { if (!e.detail || !e.detail.product) return; const productJson = document.querySelector("#product-json"); if (productJson && productJson.textContent && JSON.parse(productJson.textContent)) { productJson.textContent = JSON.stringify(e.detail); } if (this.win.jQuery && this.win.jQuery.fn && this.win.jQuery(document).data("djproduct")) { this.win.jQuery(document).data("djproduct", e.detail); } }); return () => { let productData = null; if (this.win.jQuery && this.win.jQuery.fn) { try { let product = this.win.jQuery(document).data("djproduct"); if (product) { productData = JSON.parse(JSON.stringify(product)); } else { productData = null; } } catch (error) { productData = null; } } if (!productData) { const productJson = document.querySelector("#product-json"); productData = (productJson && productJson.textContent && JSON.parse(productJson.textContent)) || null; } return productData; }; })(); initRebate = this.win.SPZCore.Types.debounce( this.win, (async (data, variantChange) => { let discount_list = Object.assign([], this.rebateInfo.discount_list); /* 按子商品的多少对优惠信息进行排序 */ discount_list && discount_list.sort((a, b) => { return b.variant_ids.length - a.variant_ids.length; }); /* 选中子商品时 筛选子商品的优惠信息 */ if (data.selected && data.selected.id) { discount_list = this.getVariantDiscountId(data.selected.id); } /* 无满减信息 */ if (!(discount_list && discount_list.length)) { return; } const isSection = !!document.querySelector( `div[data-section-type^="shoplazza://apps/publicapp/blocks/rebate"] #rebate_custom_component` ); if ( (this.rebateInfo.rebate_type == "sku" && data && data.selected && data.selected.id) || this.rebateInfo.rebate_type == "spu" ) { let nowLandpage = this.landPage; if (discount_list[0]) { nowLandpage = this.landPage + discount_list[0].discount_id || ""; } const info = { rebate: discount_list[0], maxShowCount: this.win.innerWidth > 768 ? 3 : 1, landPage: nowLandpage, modalFooterImg: `url(${`${this.win.SHOPLAZZA["image_domain"]}oss/operation/e8ebb03dbb710457ca3b4b6a70898ab2.svg`})`, }; this.renderData = info; if(isSection) { SPZ.whenApiDefined( document.getElementById("app_rebate_section") ).then(apis => { apis.render(info, true); }); } else { // 重新渲染 抖动问题处理 this.templates_ = SPZServices.templatesForDoc(); const newTplDom = await this.templates_.renderTemplate(document.querySelector('#appRebateBlockTpl'), info) const parentDiv = document.querySelector('#app_rebate_block'); const oldDom = parentDiv.querySelector('.app_rebate_list'); if(oldDom){ parentDiv.replaceChild(newTplDom, oldDom); } else { parentDiv.appendChild(newTplDom); } } } this.insertSlideTag(this.rebateInfo.tag, variantChange); var pluginCurrencyEvent = new CustomEvent("plugin_currency_update"); document.dispatchEvent(pluginCurrencyEvent); }).bind(this), 10 ); getRebateInfo = async () => { if (this.initData && this.initData.product && this.initData.product.id) { var variant_ids = this.initData.product.variants.map(variant => variant.id); const res = await this.xhr_.fetchJson( "\/api\/discount-rebate\/product-discount", { method: "POST", body: { product_id: this.initData.product.id, product_type: this.initData.product.product_type, variant_ids: variant_ids, }, } ); if (!SPZCore.Types.isEmptyObject(res.rebate_info)) { res.rebate_info.tag = res.tag; res.rebate_info.rebate_type = res.rebate_type; this.rebateInfo = res.rebate_info; this.initRebate(this.initData); } else { if (this.win.top !== this.win.self) { const noActivity = document.getElementById("no-rebate-activity"); noActivity && (noActivity["style"].display = "block"); } } } }; getVariantDiscountId = (variant_id) => { if (!variant_id || !this.rebateInfo) return []; var rebateId = this.rebateInfo.variant_discount_map[variant_id]; return this.rebateInfo.discount_list.filter(item => item.discount_id == rebateId) || []; }; insertSlideTag = (tag, variantChange) => { setTimeout(() => { if (tag) { var tag_container; var modal = document.getElementById("product-select-modal"); if (modal && modal.classList.contains("show")) { if (!variantChange && modal.querySelector(".slider-discount-tag")) return; if ( variantChange && modal.querySelector(".slider-discount-tag:not(.rebate-tag)") ) return; tag_container = modal; } else { var product_detail_card = document.querySelector( '.page_container > [data-section-type="product_detail"], .page_container > [data-section-type="product-template"]' ); if(!product_detail_card) return; if (!variantChange && product_detail_card.querySelector(".slider-discount-tag")) return; if (variantChange && product_detail_card.querySelector(".slider-discount-tag:not(.rebate-tag)")) return; tag_container = product_detail_card; } if (tag_container.matches("#product-select-modal") && this.pageType === 13 && document.documentElement.clientWidth < 768) return; const tagDom = `<div class="slider-discount-tag dj_skin_product_title rebate-tag">${tag}</div>` if (document.querySelector(".sep-loaded-slider")) { var loadedSlider = tag_container.querySelector(".sep-loaded-slider"); loadedSlider.querySelectorAll(".slider-discount-tag").forEach(function(element) { element.remove(); }); loadedSlider.insertAdjacentHTML("beforeend", tagDom); } else { if (tag_container.querySelector(".support-slick")) { var supportSlick = tag_container.querySelectorAll(".support-slick, .sep-slider"); supportSlick.forEach((element) => { element.querySelectorAll(".slider-discount-tag").forEach((element) => { element.remove(); }); element.insertAdjacentHTML("beforeend",tagDom); }); } else { var sepSlider = tag_container.querySelector(".sep-slider"); sepSlider.querySelectorAll(".slider-discount-tag").forEach(function(element) { element.remove(); }); sepSlider.insertAdjacentHTML("beforeend",tagDom); } } if (document.documentElement.clientWidth < 768) { const sliderDiscountTagHeight = tag_container.querySelector(".slider-discount-tag").offsetHeight || 0; document.querySelector(".product-image__swiper_bullets").style.bottom = `${sliderDiscountTagHeight + 15}px`; } } }, 1000); }; fetchInfoBar = () => { let discount_ids = []; if (this.pageType === 1) { discount_ids = this.rebateInfo && this.rebateInfo.discount_list.map(item => item.discount_id); } else if (this.pageType === 38) { discount_ids = [this.win.rebateObj.rebateCollection_id] || []; } const productObj = this.getProduct(); return this.xhr_.fetchJson("\/api\/discount-rebate\/global-text", { method: "POST", body: { product_type: productObj && productObj.product && productObj.product.product_type, line_items: (this.cart.line_items || []).map(item => ({ variant_id: item.variant_id, product_id: item.product_id, quantity: item.quantity, price: item.price, selected: !item.unchecked, })), discount_ids: discount_ids, }, }); }; renderBottomBanner = res => { if (!res.tips) return; if (document.querySelector(".discount__info-bar")) return; var bar_style = `background:linear-gradient(90deg,${res.config.background_color_start},${res.config.background_color_end}); color:${res.config.color};`; let data = { tips: res.tips, landPage: this.landPage + res.id, bar_style }; const html = SPZCore.Dom.htmlFor(this.element); const banner = html([ `<a impr="1" imprevt="1" id="rebate_bottom_bar" href=${data.landPage} class="discount__info-bar text-truncate" data-activity-type="rebate" style="${data.bar_style}">${data.tips}</a>`, ]); document.querySelector(".plugin-container__bottom-fixed").appendChild(banner); const pluginCurrencyEvent = new CustomEvent("plugin_currency_update"); document.dispatchEvent(pluginCurrencyEvent); if (res.id) { var trackParams = { page: this.pageType, discount_id: res.id, product_id: this.getProduct()?.product.id, }; banner.addEventListener("click", () => { this.win.sa && this.win.sa.track("plugin_rebate_promotion_click", { plugin_timestamp: Date.now(), plugin_location: "bottom_bar", product_id: trackParams.product_id, discount_id: trackParams.discount_id, }); }); this.win.sa && this.win.sa.track("plugin_rebate_banner_pv", trackParams); } }; showDiscountPopupsInfoBar = () => { if ([13, 14, 19, 30, 31].includes(this.pageType)) return; if (document.querySelector(".plugin-container__bottom-fixed .discount__info-bar")) return; this.fetchInfoBar().then(this.renderBottomBanner); document.addEventListener("dj.cartChange", () => { this.fetchInfoBar().then(this.renderBottomBanner); }); }; } SPZ.defineElement("spz-custom-rebate", SpzRebateComponent);
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Grumpy Old Submariner, Supply With Rum And Cheesy, Hammy, Eggy

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Hoofing shirt - Been looking for something like this for a long time (Doug T)

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Came in just a few days and the quality is spot on (Mike S.)

What Submariner has never eaten a 'Cheesy Hammy Eggy'? I confess to having consumed way too many, both on and off the Boat. They became so popular in our house at one point that the ingredients were default on the weekly shopping list and anyone who used the last of the cheese was in the poop!

This is probably one of the few designs we have that the other Services will not understand.

  • 100%, best-quality, strong cotton - lasts a long time.
  • Check the sizing chart - previous customers say sizing is very accurate.
  • Long length and 'generous' fit - looks great on any physique.
  • High Definition Digital Sublimation Print - crisp and fade-resistant.
  • Seamless twin needle collar - sits better on the neck.
  • Taped neck and shoulders - more comfortable.
  • Twin needle sleeves and hem - double-stitched for added strength.
  • Tear out label - stops that 'scratchy neck' syndrome.
  • Patriotic logo printed on right upper arm

Created and Printed in the UK 🇬🇧

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